Henry
Does Mew York allas look like dis? All white? And cold !!!!! Brrrrr .... And that huge animule? Is he wild? Is he dangerous?

Cheech
Oh meow I nebbur benn to mewyork city ebburr. Dis is furry fazanating. Oh mew I has seen snows befur but it was nffur dis white and so fluffy..Oh Keek I bet we could eats dis snows. Bet one puroblem. Da horse purobaly peed in it. So if mew see yellow snow stay far away frum it. Oh maybe we can has a snow ball fights Can we stops at da park and play awhile???

Henry
Stop? Right by that horse thing? Who pees rite in the snow? I don't think so ...

KeeKee
I wanna pee in da snow!!

Sammy
Brrrreeeow, I feal like peein in da snow myownself! Affur all, if da horse kin do it, why cant we?

Cheech
Yeah, we cud rite our names wit it to let efurryone know we wuz here.

Henry
Let's all sign our names. Lets see ...

KeeKee
Duz mew fink dat horsie noze how to gets to Amos and Andy's house? Ken any of mew guys talks horsie and aks him?

Sammy
Hay guyz, dere's a Mew Yorrk Kop! Youse axe him, Keek! I aint tru peein.

KeeKee
A Kop? Oh no - I duzn't has no drifer's license.

Mew York Kop
What youse is doin there is aginst da law! No peeing in dah park - dats da law. I iz gonna haff to haul youse into da purrecinct - just as soon as I finish eetin dis donut.

Henry
Com on fellows. Let's get out of here - pronto.

Cheech
Whatz?? Wetz gitz dis haybagz rollinz Keek* Cant mew whipz her into a pink flurryz???

KeeKee
Hey - Just watches me fly outta here.