INSIDE BIRD CATCHING
A class by Right
Your humans had you declawed a long time ago and now you're not allowed outside. Or, your humans are just too protective and won't allow their precious kitty to go out. But you still want to go bird catching. What ever are you going to do now? Well, you can try the same thing that you do for rainy days, except it doesn't need to be rain. Or if you're lucky, you're humans will have a bird in a cage in their living room. There's two things you can do with an inside bird. Let me explain them. First, you can play "I don't want to hurt you Tweety, but just let me feel like I'm Hunting You." In this game, you just watch the birdie in a cage. If you would like, you can jump on the cage fur fun. Meowing and hissing will add an effect. But, if you don't want to hurt the bird, since it is your human's, don't swipe at it. And be sure not to get to close because birdie will probably peck and try to bite you. Note : If your inside birdie is a parrot, only try game number one with him. Parrots are big and strong, and bite, HARD. You don't want to get hurt. Now, the second thing you can do with an inside birdie isn't really a game. It's more like going hunting in the wild. You just hop up on the cage and open the door. Then you kill the bird just like you would outside. Now, only do this if your humans will allow it. You don't want your humans to get mad at you. Also, if you don't have any nails, you'd better just stick to game one because you won't be able to attack the birdie if you have no type of defense ! Well, you've taken all the lessons now! Good luck on the fine art of Bird Catching! The End |
