Meows and Happy Holidays from me Taurus :) Here are some cute and silly jokes for all of your enjoyment! Hope whatever Holiday you celebrate is a great one and a safe one! Till next time purrs........

Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!

- Author Unknown

• What side of the cat has the most fur?
The OUT-side.

• What is a cat's favourite car?
The Catillac.

• What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A Lawn Meower.

• Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

• What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.

• Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!

• Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.

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