Holiday Ho, Ho, Ho!

by Simon Poisson

What Christmas carol do parents like?
Silent Night

What is green, covered in tinsel, and says “Ribbet, ribbet”?
A mistle-toed

What’s the best key to get for Christmas?
A turkey

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles

What does Frosty the Snowman eat for lunch?
Icebergers

Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log

Where does Santa stay when he is on vacation?
At the ho-ho-hotel

Why was the turkey allowed to join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!

What do vampires pour on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y

What is red and green and flies?
An air sick Santa

How did Rudolph learn to read?
He was elf-taught

What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson

What type of money do they use at the North Pole?
Cold cash

What’s the best thing to put into your Christmas dinner?
Your teeth!

MEOWY CHRISTMAS!

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