Sara and Rufus
go trick or treating.....
Sara: Mews Rufus, mew luk many cool dress up like Elton John.
Rufus: "Mew liff mewr life like a candy in da wind"........
Sara: (mewgiggles) I is sayed dat mew LUK gud = not SOUND gud.
Rufus: Sorries. But mew shure luk tasty in mewr Lady Gaga meat dress.
Sara: Wen we get bak frum trick or treats, we ken fires up da barby que an eats it.
Rufus: Yummm - den led's get goin!
(They went from house to house, collecting a huge amount of treats. The last house they went to was fully decorated and they knew they would get really good treats there, but when they knocked on the door, nobody answered it.....)
Knock knock - knock knock - knock knock..
Rufus: Dere nobuddy home!
Sara: Course dey home. Luk at all da deckyrashuns. Dey wudn't leaf on Halloweenie!
(So, Rufus knocked one more time, and the door just swung open.)
Rufus: Wat shud we do now?
Sara: We shud go inside an see iffen dey is leaf any treats fur us.
Rufus: I not so sure dat a gud idear.
Sara: Wells, we ken jess takes a liddle peek, den we ken leaf.
Rufus: Wowza - it luk like dey was getting reddy to eats din din. Dat chicky shure luk good, isn't it?
Sara: It shure smell gud, too. Led's jess eat a bite or two an den leaf.
Rufus: nyumm nyumm dis is delishus!
Sara: nyumm nyumm we shudn't mew wiff our moufs full nyumm nyumm
Rufus: (burp) Oh no, we eated da hole fing!
Sara: (burp) Wells, sense we purrably alreddy in trubble, we mite as well see if dere sum dessert in da furdigitator.
(After they ate all the ice cream and drank al the milk in the fridge, they left a little thank you note and headed back home. They bar-b-qued and ate Sara's meat dress costume and went to bed.)
The next morning....... )
Sara's Meowmie: Hey, are you kids awake?
Sara and Rufus both: We awakes.
Rufus' Meowmie: Do you kids know anything about this headline in the newspaper:
"CAT BURGLARS INVADE LOCAL HOME AND EAT
THE FAMILY'S DINNER"
Sara: How dey noze a cat burglered da house?
Rufus' Meowmie: Cuz they left this note:
FANK MEW FURRY MANY FUR DA FUDE.
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE,
LUFF, SARA AND RUFUS.
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