Sara and Rufus

Sara: Mews Rufus! I am so happy to interview mew. I think mew're the most catsome boy I have ever met (blush).

Rufus: Thank mew, my luf (blush).

Sara: My first question is about a rumor I heard about "Rufus's Black Book". Is it true that all the infurnet girl kitties wanted to be mewr wink, before mew met me?

Rufus: Yes dey fought to be in da book, and dey called me fur dates before I even got to der page in da book to sit up dates, an dey wud send me gifts, but once I saw mew I had to give da book away.

Sara: I am so honored that mew picked me to be mewr wink wink. Ya know, I never even dated any other boys. I was saving myself for mew, ever since the first time I saw mew (blush blush).

Rufus: Mew wuz just so pretty and sweet, an I cudn't resist mewr charms (blush).

Sara: Fank mew, Rufus. I'd like to ask mew some questions about mewr family. I know that mewr Meowmie a very nice lady that helps all the shelter kitties and even cooks chickies for them every Satufday. Do mew get to eat any of that chickies? If I come to mewr house, can I have some of those chickies?

Rufus........ Mew cud absolutely haf da chickies. Meomie keeps sum fur my sisfurs before she goes each week, and dey eatz it all. I dontz like real chickies I like pop tarts better (mol).

Sara: I know that you were a rescue kitty, just like me, but mew were a very teenxy tiny when you first came to live in mewr house.

Rufus: Yes I wuz vury little an I wuz supposed to be hur foster kitten fur only a week, an now it almost 14 yearz. My first foster mom had 4 of uz to bottle feed but my brofurs and sisfurs died and so my first foster mom carried me around in hur pocket while she worked so she cud feed me often and make me strong.

Sara: Oh mew, Rufus, I bet mewr Meowmie knew, the moment she saw mew that mew would not be a foster - You were hers!! I also understand that you have three sisfurs. Were they already there when you moved in? Did they act like mewr mother - or did they move in later.

Rufus: I wuz the first kitty, but my animal foster mom wuz my doggie brofur Madison. He wud kiss me and clean me all da time. Den my kitty sisfur Lucy moved in a couple yearz later. She belonged to our hooooman grandma who had died. She beat on me fur a while and den tings got better between us. Den Pandora came when she was around 4 yearz old frum meomie shelter and Sydney came last da same year I lost both my doggies. Pandora dontz like me at all cuz I like to pick on hur and Sydney picks on me. She iz a beast, I pity da poor tom dat ends up wit hur .. mol

Sara: Do you have any favorite toys? My favorite toy is the tweetie birdie that mew sent me for Chrismouse. I drive my purrends crazy with it...... mewhehe.

Rufus: Sydney takes all da toyz and I hardly ever get to play wit dem, but I like da mousie on a string da mew sent me fur Chrismouse an she doezn't bother dat one fur sum reason.

Sara: Well, Rufus, maybe I should send KeeKee over there. He doesn't like me, but maybe he could keep Sydney busy for you!

Rufus: That wud be great ... if anyone cud keep hur busy and not get killed in da process, it wud be my brofur-in-law, Keek. Purhaps he cud take hur out in da cadillac and lose hur at da mall (at least fur a little while, not furever).

Sara: I got another idear! I brought my tweetie bird with me. Let's go get your mousie on a string and go to the park and play with them. Then we can stop at the Dairy Queen and get sum ice cream!!

Rufus: Okays, we ken sneak out rite now!!

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