Freya Interviews "The Hula Honies"
Freya
We iz fortunate tu haff Littlefoot and Bambi wiff us tonite.
I haff known dem fur yers an we haff shared lots of gude times togefur.
Befurs we goes further, Littlefoot, won't yu sit down by Bambi?
I wants yu to be comfy.
Littlefoot
Wells, Freya, fank mew; butt, ware I appose to sits? Bambi beez takes up da
hole chare!
Bambi
I cant's helps dat I so um.... er.... bigg boned!
Littlefoot
Moof offur, Bambi! (struggle, scrunch, mphhh)
Bambi
Meeeouch! Littlefoot, mew is sits on my tale.
Littlefoot
Dat da onliest purrlace dere beez fur me to sits.
Mewr butt take up da ress a da chare!
Freya
Don't worry - yu ken take turns in da chair. Lets purrceeds wiff da interview.
I haff herd dat yu are 'working gurls'. Iz dis true?
Littlefoot:
Mewsss Freya, we is purrfeshunal dancy gurlz. We duz da hula hula at Paddy's
Pub.
Bambi:
Dat tru, Freya; an', we gets to wares fancy hula hula skurts an' luks reel
purdy.
Freya:
My goodness me. Iz dis dancing like dem 'Eggsotic Dansurs'?
Bambi
Mebbe it kinda eggsotic; butt, we neffur takes our cloze off.
Littlefoot
A course, we neffur takes our cloze off.
Paddy's Pub beez fulla tomz; an, mose a dem beez raffur intocksickated!
We is classy gurlz. We onliest due dis to makes sum eggsfra toonas.
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Freya
Yu boff looks so preddy. An I betcha it's fun.
Extra toonas allas comes in handy. Bout how much duz yu make in an evening?
Littlefoot
We gets seffun toonas each; an' dat duzn't 'clude tips.
Bambi
We alsos gets free fude' an...
Freya
{Hmmm .. not tu bad at all. I wonders ....
???}
Tells me, wat duz...
Bambi
Freya, doze tomz noze how to eats many gud!
Dey has turkeymeat pitza an' fishie pot pies ...
Freya
Dat sounds yummy but wat duz...
Bambi
an' sammon flaffur ice kreem an'......
Littlefoot
Dat enuff, Bambi! I shure Freya get da pichure!
Freya
Yes I duz. Tells me wat duz yur ...
Bambi
Oh yes, I didn't tells abowts doze
Tecksas Barby Kew beens dat Biggie sumtime bring.
Littlefoot
Oh yeah...wells den mebbe mew wants to tell her abowts how doze tomz
stinks up da purrlace affur dey eats dem... Or, is dat mew?
Bambi
Mewss Littlefoot. Mew noze dat I duzn't fartz. I onliest belches!
An' I is shure dat Freya wanna noze 'bout da......
Freya
BAMBI - STOP TALKING A MINUTE AND LISSEN !!!
I HAFF A QUESTION.
. . . . .
Are yu lissening?
Bambi
Yes, I is, Freya.
Freya
Wat duz yur frens fink bout yur dancin?
an KeeKee? an .... eek .... yur Meowmie?
Bambi
Oh purrlease Ms Freya, dont's tells our meowmie.
Littlefoot:
Our meowmie fink we werks at da liburary, puts da buks aways.
Freya
Puttin buks away?? Teeheehee
I wud neffur haff called yu litcherary.
Maybes yu shud haff tole yur meowmie dat yu were going tu da gym fur eggsercise
Dat wud be a liddle bit true.
Littlefoot:
Wells, Freya, I duzn't needs da eggsercise; butt, it shure duzn't hurts Bambi
nun. MOL
Bambi:
Dat knot nice, Littlefoot. I is jess a bigg gurl!
Freya:
Gurls, gurls. Tells me - did yu haff tu practice hard tu
lern how to swivel dem hips frum side tu side?
Littlefoot:
I gotted lotsa purractice in da BFCC hula hula cattess,
witch, by da ways, I winned an Bambi didn't.
Bambi:
Oh poo, Littlefoot. Mew jess luckies mewr grass skurt
knot falls off mewr skinnies liddle hips!
Freya
Now - yu gursl knows dat yu iz boff bootifur.
An I sure hopes dem boyz are nice tu yu and treats yu like ladies.
Since yu works late, duz KeeKee walks yu home?
Littlefoot
I ken takes cares a myownself, Freya; butt.. !!! ..
Bambi seem to haff a "furrien" dat like to wawks her home.
Freya
Really? Who? Who, Bambi? Tells me - puleeze.
Bambi
Wells, it reely no bigg deals.
Sumtime Fernando wawk me home affur we goze dances togeffur.
Freya
WHAT??? YU AN FERNANDO?
I thoughted dat he .... err .... I means dat ...
{choke - - - gulp}
Bambi, I iz ... shocked ... dat iz ...
I ken't belief ... yu ... yu ... erg ....
Bambi
Freya we onliest furriens! Honess.
Littlefoot
Cough, gag...
Bambi
Wat dat appose to means, Littlefoot?
Littlefoot
Oh, nuffin.....
Freya
My gudeness me ... yu gurls don't needs tu fuss about such a silly liddle
fing.
Dat stuff sure don't boffer me.
{Something
iz going on heres. Shud I talk tu Ferny?
I knows!!! Chuck ken sneak around an finds out da troff.}
How long iz yu gonna du
dis dancing? Iz it juss a temp job?
Bambi:
Dat eggsackly wat it beez. We is safes up our toona to opens our own buzness.
Freya
Now DAT iz reely eggciting. Tells me all bout it?
Littlefoot:
We is bofe infurested in reel estates; soze, we gonna opens a store dat sell
kitty condos.
Freya
Wat wuz dat agin? Did yu say condos or cookies?
Littlefoot
Mewsss, Freya, I sayed CONDOS, mew noze, kitty
condos.
Bambi
Dat why we bofe gotted a reel estates lisensed.
Freya
Wow - sounds terrif!! Err ... cud I be a pardner - even wiffout a lisense?
I'd luff tu be a busymess woman.
Bambi
Wells, Freya, sense mew menshuned cookies,
mebbe mew cuds makes sum an sells dem in our store.
Duz mew noze how to makes turkeymeat cookies?
Littlefoot
Sheesh, Bambi, is fude all mew effur finks abowt?
Bambi
I knot finks abowts fude fur myownself.
I finks abowt more purrfits an heps Freya out.
Mew noze how she alla time brokes.
Freya
Cook??? Me???
I only knows how tu open cans.
But - heres an idear - I cud hula wiff yu.
Fer .... err ... someone teached me tu danses good.
Littlefoot
Hmmm, I knot shure iffen da Tomzrule ken affurd free a us dances.
Bambi
I knows! Led's gets an agend an' den we ken gets gigs
in Lost Begas an' Holliewud an' makes lotsa toonas!!
Freya
LOST BEGAS !!! HOLLIEWUD !!!
We'll be stars - famous - WHEE !!!
All
Led's purractice!!
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